JW and Nate talk about dabbing, poop, Donald Trump's firing of James Comey, and Ben Sasse's Wall Street Journal essay "How to Raise an American Adult". They also do a table read of LBJ's most famous recorded presidential phone call.
The boys read Forest Grove's polive blotter, discuss a picture of Marco Rubio, and review the recent Portland Trailblazer trade. JW tells a story of an attempt to indoctrinate him into a cult. Nate's wife makes him wear a helmet.